Oh mai got!!! Punya la main lama sy inda update ni blog. Anyway, today i'm a little extra happy to have found a person or rather persons that I've not been in touch or even see for a very long time thru Facebook. The last time i saw them like years ago and they were "tiny" lads back then. Even i didn't get to see them in person, i'm glad enough to have actually found them and it's more than enough even if it was just chatting. That's all for now..

Andai aku Pasha Ungu
Semua wanita kan memburuku
Bila aku Ariel Peterpan
Kau yakin ngefans karena gua keren

Sexy badannya... Mulan Jameela
Cantiknya dia seperti aku
Giring Nidji sahabat aku
Dekat denganku... dialah aku...

Tapi kenyataan aku bukan siapa-siapa
Kuingin engkau mencintaiku apa adanya

Ku bukan superstar kaya dan terkenal
Ku bukan saudagar yang punya banyak kapal
Ku bukan bangsawan, ku bukan priyayi
Ku hanyalah orang yang ingin dicintai

Haa haa haaa... Haa haa haaa...

Andai ku Letto wis pasti aku wong jowo
Tapi kenyataan aku bukan siapa-siapa
Kuingin engkau mencintaiku apa adanya

Ku bukan superstar kaya dan terkenal
Ku bukan saudagar yang punya banyak kapal
Ku bukan bangsawan, ku bukan priyayi
Ku hanyalah orang yang ingin dicintai

Kata orang ku mirip Glenn Fredly
Suara merdu, wanita jatuh hati
Namun semua itu hanya mimpi bagimu woohoo~

Jadi... semua itu hanya mimpi?
Ya iya laah... masa ya iya dong
Duren aja dibelah bukan dibedong

Ku bukan superstar kaya dan terkenal
Ku bukan saudagar yang punya banyak kapal
Ku bukan bangsawan, ku bukan priyayi
Ku hanyalah orang yang ingin dicintai

Kamu bukan super, kamu bukan setar
Kalo digabungin kamu bukan superstarr...
Ku bukan bangsawan, ku bukan priyayi
Ku hanyalah orang yang ingin dicintai
Haa haa haaa... Haa haa haaa... Haaaaa...

ekehekehek
Wah? Wah? Kenapa?
mic ketelen..
ehekehek

"Ntahla.. tetiba ja suka ni lagu.."

Wow, long tym since my last post. But don't worry, i'm still alive and kicking some more.. hahaha.. Anyway, just wanted to share this photos to all my readers. Will be back wif more stuff.

Two old friends - a Chinaman and a Malay were having a conversation recently ....

Apek: Lu potong zaka ada bagut ka?
Ali: Manyak bagus. Bila lu potong haa, lu punya barang manyak bersih loo.
Apek: ?!! err ... saya kawan ala cakap, potong zaka aaahh.... manyak ploblem..
Ali: Apa problem?
Apek: Manyak buang lui, lagi aahh ... dia punya performance tadak bagut... manyak cinang semputloh ...
Ali: Cehh... apek, lu apa cerita... saya suda lama potong. tada apa problem... bini saya manyak puas woo.
Apek: Lu mini puas sama itu potong zaka ka?
Ali: Ya laa. Bila lu p otong aahh... lagi sedap main woo. lu lagi lambat pancut..
Apek: ???!!! err... lu punya 1.3 atau 1.5??
Ali: ??!! woi apek cakap baik2 sikit ha ... saya punya 6 inci laa.

Apek: ??! Tiu nia ma... lu jangan main2 haa... mana ada potong zaka 6 inci.
Ali: Cilaka apek ni...nah tengok (opens his trousers)
Apek: Chee sin punya olang.....gua tanya baik2 ... lu tunjuk lu punya lanchiau..
Ali: Abis... lu tada percaya..saya tunjuk la..
Apek: Saya tadak tanya sama lu punya lanchiau. Saya tanya lu pasal itu nasional car... potong zaka. bolo punya olang..
Ali: Aiya... apek... lain kali lu sebut betul2 la....kasi susa saja.. Bukan potong zaka la..... Proton Saga........

School A place where Parents pay and children play

Life Insurance A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

Divorce Future tense of Marriage.

Tears The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece

Dictionary A place where success comes before work

Conference Room A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on

Father A banker provided by nature

Criminal A person no different from the rest ....except that he/she got caught

Boss Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early

Politician One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after

DOCTOR A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc. A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise